Island Scanner | Machine gun dreams and torso trotting

At 9:17 a.m., a burglary was reported on Penn Cove Road. The resident found a shattered window and blood on broken glass.

The following items were selected from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Saturday, Jan. 17

At 9:17 a.m., a burglary was reported on Penn Cove Road. The resident found a shattered window and blood on broken glass.

At 10:44 a.m., a caller reported that a small man ran across Langley Road carrying a torso-sized object.

At 2:56 p.m., a caller from AAA Heated Storage reported doing an inventory on a storage unit with delinquent payments and found five big-screen plasma TVs.

Sunday, Jan. 18

At 11:20 a.m., there was a report that a tree knocked a pole over on Sills Road and a transformer was leaking onto the asphalt.

At 1:24 p.m., a caller reported that a person was lying in the water at the bottom of stairs at South Whidbey State Park.

At 5:24 p.m., a West Beach Road resident reported having a dream about a machine gun. She also said that Betty was drugged.

At 5:46 p.m., a man on Hodges Avenue reported that a “belligerent drunk man” was attacking his wife around the corner.

At 9:14 p.m., a Thompson Road resident reported that his wife was getting harassing texts from his aunt.

Monday, Jan. 19

At 1:40 a.m., a caller on Monkey Hill Road reported that a 23-year-old man may have alcohol poisoning.

At 3:57 a.m., a caller reported a woman on Double View Drive was covered in mud and walking barefoot. She did not know where she was but said a man is coming back for her.

At 3:50 p.m., a caller reported that a man on the beach off West Beach Road was filming himself and yelling, “Shoot, shoot, shoot.“