The following items were selected from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Tuesday, Oct. 4

At 12:56 a.m., a caller reported he was unsure whether a person standing outside on Pioneer Park was a man or woman.

At 1:06 a.m., a man reported that three people assaulted him and his girlfriend at Paradise Place.

At 8:18 a.m., a caller reported that a rental on Scenic Heights Road was burglarized.

At 9:19 a.m., a deer with a broken leg was reported in a yard on Hughes Alley.

At 11:36 a.m., a woman reported seeing a possibly explosive on the property behind her home on Leroy Circle.

At 11:41 a.m., there was a report of an abandoned boat on Madrona Beach.

At 12:10 p.m., a West Troxell Road resident reported that a dog killed her chickens.

At 1 p.m., a caller reported that someone stole video surveillance equipment from Keystone Avenue.

At 2:35 p.m., suspicious people were reportedly sneaking around the woods off Pioneer Park Place.

At 3:44 p.m., a woman reported that a man in a gray Honda Accord tried to lure her into it at Deception Pass Bridge. The police determined that no crime was committed.

At 6:50 p.m., a Diane Avenue resident reported returning home to find a hose hooked up to her house and the back door open. She said it looked like someone used her bathroom.

Wednesday, Oct. 5

At 5:24 a.m., a man reported that he was on the phone with his girlfriend while she was at the Pacific Rim Institute. She dropped the phone and all he could hear was “get of me, get off me.”

At 6:39 a.m., a man on Bayview Road called 911 and said he wants his constitutional rights respected and his truck returned.

At 7:15 a.m., a Banjo Drive resident reported that a disheveled woman came to the door, asked if the resident knows someone and starting talking about power lines.

At 9:01 p.m., a Swantown Road resident reported that his wife drank a pint of whiskey.

Thursday, Oct. 6

At 12:28 a.m., a driver reported that a man was walking down the middle of the highway north of Oak Harbor.

At 9:48 a.m., a man reported he was walking on Juniper Beach and someone shot at his dog with a shotgun.

At 3:01 p.m., a Northgate Drive resident reported that the neighbors were burning in their backyard and caught the caller’s fence on fire.

At 4:07 p.m., a Lancaster Road resident reported seeing a fox near his home.

At 6:32 p.m., a resident on Classic Road reported being “beat up by the cable” and said “they are using burning devices.”

At 9:11 p.m., a Porter Street resident reported that three men were on top of her house.

Friday, Oct. 7

At 8:28 a.m., squatters were reported on Scenic Avenue.

At 2:46 p.m., a Hastie Lake Road resident reported that her neighbors shot her pig because it was on their property.

At 6:05 p.m., a caller on Blue Lady Lane reported that a client had expired.

At 10:26 p.m., a West Beach Road resident reported that her foot will be cut off and her cat killed.

Saturday, Oct. 8

At 3:20 a.m., a man reported he went to a house on Elhardt Street to ask them to turn their music down and saw through a window that they were snorting white powder.

At 10:03 a.m., a caller reported that a man was “fully exposed” with his pants down to his knees in front of the Senior Thrift store on Woodard Avenue.

At 1:33 p.m., a woman reported that “Brian’s potbelly pigs” were loose on Taylor Road.

At 4:16 p.m., a Classic Road resident reported being harassed by the “Internet classic cable” and they’re burning his legs.

At 6:09 p.m., a caller on Cerullo Drive reported that a man threatened him with a machete and backed over him with a truck.

Sunday, Oct. 9

At 12:47 p.m., a caller reported running over a dog on Cemetery Road.

At 3:22 p.m., a caller reported that an older man in a tan Ford Expedition was swerving on Wanamaker Road and attempted to pick up the caller’s kids.

At 11:32 p.m., a Park Acres Drive resident reported that a neighbor was drunk, screaming and threatening to shoot people and dogs. The neighbor shot off two rounds.

Monday, Oct. 10

At 8:52 a.m., a Bay Front Lane resident reported that two peacocks have taken up roost on the caller’s front porch.

At 2:13 p.m., a Wilderness Way resident reported that a neighbor was burning trash in a bath tub.

At 7 p.m., a caller reported being followed by clowns when walking a dog on Fairway Point near Oak Harbor. A deputy checked the area and but found that it was clown-less, according to the sheriff’s office.