Sunday, Feb. 13

At 11:52 a.m., a caller reported that people were cutting down blackberry bushes with machetes at the park-and-ride in Clinton.

At 1:44 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was lying on North Bluff Road.

At 8:04 p.m., a caller reported seeing someone jump off Deception Pass Bridge.

Monday, Feb. 14

At 8 a.m., a caller on North Bluff Road reported that a trailer was vandalized.

At 8:27 a.m., a North Bluff Road resident reported that a woman had repeatedly tried to stop cars on the roadway. The caller reported that the woman was trying to paint a crosswalk on the roadway.

At 9:14 a.m., a caller on Goss Lake Road reported getting a text from “Macarena.”

At 11:25 a.m., a resident reported that a water well was vandalized on Scriven Lane.

At 1:45 p.m., a business on Commercial Street reported receiving a counterfeit bill.

At 3:39 p.m., a Pear Street resident reported that someone defecated in her backyard and slept in her front yard.

Tuesday, Feb. 15

At 12:24 a.m., a caller on Ault Field Road reported being blasted with a gamma radiation cannon.

At 10:17 a.m., a Dusty Lane resident reported that a neighbor’s rotten trees were causing a danger to the caller’s property.

At 2:03 p.m., a Wonn Road resident reported that the gas tank on a truck was drilled.

At 2:09 p.m., a North Whidbey resident reported that her sister was throwing a tantrum.

At 2:33 p.m., a Donald Avenue resident reported that a catalytic converter was stolen off of a car.

At 5:12 p.m., a caller reported that someone was in a motor boat on Lone Lake, which doesn’t allow motorized boats.

Wednesday, Feb. 16

At 7:44 a.m., a caller on Highway 20 reported that a man with a sleeping bag draped over his head was throwing rocks into the road.